It May Be May, But I Still Have Christmas Spirit

Yeah. I know. I wish Santa would have come down the chimney and given Mom and Dad something a little worse than coal. Next year I might take matters into my own paws.

I'm not sure I like this whole car seat thing yet. I much prefer Mom or Dad's lap. At least now I can spite them by licking the window!

Mom and dad suck at giving haircuts. I think it's time they invest in a professional groomer.

Roooooaaaarrrrrrrrr! Scared? I'm a Lion Dog now.

HELLLLOOOOOOOO!!!

Mom??? Are you ever going to take me outside? I am so mistreated.

OM NOM NOM.

Apparently Dad is graduating in a couple days. I think he's supposed to wear this thing on his hat. How boring. I've found a much better use for it.

These are my sexy eyes. What do you think? Will it get me a date with the cute maltese down the street?? I totally want to play fetch with her.

Last night Dad knocked over Mom's flowers. While Dad was busy cleaning up the mess, I swooped in and took off with one of the flowers. Boy was it tasty! I only got a little bite though, because once Mom was done laughing and taking pictures she took it away. Darn! It was getting old anyway, I don't know why she wanted it back.

I finally learned how to work Mom's laptop, so I decided to start a blog. I've got all kinds of free time on my hands, so expect to hear from me a lot. Mom and dad have been busy putting everything they own into boxes, which means I've been able to practice this computer thing quite a bit. Can't wait to share my world with everyone! Maybe I'll make some friends, I tend to like humans better than dogs.